We don’t like gross things…except we do like gross things. We like gross things so much that we dislike them.Read more "Extraction Porn"
“I’ve never cycled before because my dad didn’t teach me, so how was I to know she was just signaling?”Read more "Angry driver thought signalling cyclist was just showing off."
A survivor of the nuclear armageddon has revealed, in an exclusive interview with the Pumpkin Post, how the obliteration of the West has changed his life. (700 words)Read more "Nuclear apocalypse survivor says outdoor lifestyle has cured shy bladder."
Written by Joyce Reneé for the Pumpkin Post. (900 words)Read more "“I don’t have lice, hats make my head itch”: A letter from a disturbed mother."
The shackles were metal: duller than life.Read more "Make it spark, sweetheart."
“His face was pale as fog, and he was clutching onto his neck.” – The Pumpkin PostRead more "Teenage boy suffers neck wound in attempt to hide love bite."
‘If you’re going to talk to them, do it properly.’Read more "Uber’s new “All or Nothing” policy set to cut awkward small talk by 70% (The Pumpkin Post)"
“I honestly feel that I’m already taking massive leaps in my cooking journey.”Read more "Single dad reveals stirring food in pan makes it cook faster (The Pumpkin Post)"
Because there’s more to life than f*cking and punching.Read more "Writer, Rulebreaker, Homewrecker: The Many Faces of Hank Moody"
Retelling my retail tales.Read more "What I Learned From Working In Retail"